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“But her emails!” A final farewell to that fake scandal

“But her emails!” A final farewell to that fake scandal

Did you catch the important news story about Hillary Clinton the other day? I’m guessing that you missed it, because it was buried beneath the latest bombshells about the Russia-abetted grifter who barely beat her. Indeed, if you happened to see the print...
Trump’s Doral surrender is a welcome sign of weakness

Trump’s Doral surrender is a welcome sign of weakness

The Founding Fathers, who decreed in the Constitution that a president can’t monetize his office, would surely have been pleased to learn that a weakened Donald Trump has waved the white flag of surrender and caved on his nakedly corrupt attempt to turn the next...
Live from the crime scene, Mick Mulvaney breaks bad

Live from the crime scene, Mick Mulvaney breaks bad

Even if you’ve never watched Breaking Bad, you’ll get this from context: Meth dealer Walter White would’ve saved his DEA brother-in-law a ton of time and effort if he’d simply gone on TV back in Season 1 and publicly confessed that he was...
The fourth Democratic debate: Put your hands together for Pete and Amy

The fourth Democratic debate: Put your hands together for Pete and Amy

If only the Democrats could fight like the Washington Nationals. Such decisive clarity! Such a simple plot arc! The new National League champs won four straight on the way to the World Series, with great pitching and clutch hitting. End of story. Or as Joe Biden would...
Pop quiz: What do most of the impeachment heroes have in common?

Pop quiz: What do most of the impeachment heroes have in common?

Surely I’m not alone in noticing that most of the people fueling Donald Trump’s impending impeachment are women. This strikes me as significant. We have Nancy Pelosi, the highest-ranking female lawmaker in history, who kick-started the burgeoning probe...