Oct 22, 2019
Did you catch the important news story about Hillary Clinton the other day? I’m guessing that you missed it, because it was buried beneath the latest bombshells about the Russia-abetted grifter who barely beat her. Indeed, if you happened to see the print...
Oct 20, 2019
The Founding Fathers, who decreed in the Constitution that a president can’t monetize his office, would surely have been pleased to learn that a weakened Donald Trump has waved the white flag of surrender and caved on his nakedly corrupt attempt to turn the next...
Oct 18, 2019
Even if you’ve never watched Breaking Bad, you’ll get this from context: Meth dealer Walter White would’ve saved his DEA brother-in-law a ton of time and effort if he’d simply gone on TV back in Season 1 and publicly confessed that he was...
Oct 16, 2019
If only the Democrats could fight like the Washington Nationals. Such decisive clarity! Such a simple plot arc! The new National League champs won four straight on the way to the World Series, with great pitching and clutch hitting. End of story. Or as Joe Biden would...
Oct 15, 2019
Surely I’m not alone in noticing that most of the people fueling Donald Trump’s impending impeachment are women. This strikes me as significant. We have Nancy Pelosi, the highest-ranking female lawmaker in history, who kick-started the burgeoning probe...
