When I was a kid, I went to the zoo and saw a gorilla eat his own feces. I didn’t see that again until last night. In truth, this “presidential” “debate” was worse than the zoo. This time, the gorilla sprayed his feces on everyone who...
Joe Biden is well aware of what awaits him tonight in the first presidential debate. He’ll be standing 12 feet away from a catastrophically broken man who lies with every intake of oxygen, whose overriding aim is to splash in the sewer and entice Joe to join...
Now that we’ve finally, definitively learned what we had long suspected – that a failed businessman ran for president simply to boost his battered brand and stave off bankruptcy; that he’s drowning in debt and clinging to the White House in order to...
An open letter to all you complacent, feckless liberals who didn’t bother to show up for the 2014 midterms and didn’t bother to vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016 because you thought she was meh or whatever: Curse Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell all you...
By Chris Satullo Let’s put the cart before the horse. It may be the only way to get the horse to stop rampaging about, knocking everything over. Here’s the question: Once we boot Donald Trump out of office (crosses self, kisses rabbit’s foot, tosses salt over left...
