Sep 30, 2024
An undecided voter walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, “You got anything to eat?” The bartender says, “Just bar food.” The voter says, “Can I see your menu?” The bartender says, “No menu. We only got two choices...
Sep 26, 2024
The satellite photo that accompanies this column, tracking the devastating trajectory of Hurricane Helene, comes to us courtesy of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. As Helene prepares to pound the Florida coast with potentially Category 4 winds, the...
Sep 23, 2024
As we track the latest plot twists in crucial North Carolina – where MAGA gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson’s devotion to Adolf Hitler and transgender porn has sparked the resignations of his entire senior campaign staff, thus humiliating Trump,...
Sep 20, 2024
If Kamala Harris wins North Carolina, and thus the presidency, she should send a gift basket to lowlife Mark Robinson. If it were even possible to locate the bottom of the bottomless MAGA barrel, Robinson would surely be there. The Republican gubernatorial candidate...
Sep 19, 2024
Half a century ago, the famed presidential biographer James MacGregor Burns voiced this warning about the Electoral College: “It’s a game of Russian roulette, and one of these days we are going to blow our brains out.” We’ve since done that...
